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Luke Triton: Professor, this rickety bridge is scary!
Professor Layton: This puzzle will take your mind off of it!
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today i learned domesticated talking birds that escape are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call

can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE

oh my god

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How can anyone turn down 2 for $10 Pizza? I’m living with fascists

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